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~ Buddy Bear's Cats' World ~ 'An Unraveling Tale'

~ An Unraveling Tail ~

or, as titled in the 'Cats' World Forums Photo Albums thread,

~A STORY - Vandalism Hits the SouthWoods ~

Story by our undercover operative, with pictures taken by the 'Dad type human' depicted in this story.

Rowdy

WEBMASTER'S NOTES:

The South Woods is a peacefull place. Folk living there have a love for life, and most important of all, the enjoyment of their quiet, undisturbed existence. Mischief is, of course, always popping up here and there. Vandalism, on the other hand, is not something you would expect to find in such an environment. The following submission brings to light a case of the exception to the rule. Whether or not it is a case of simple mischief, or deliberate vandalism remains to be decided. You can draw your own conclusions .....

This story is about the involvement of one, if not all of The Four Mouskateers of Five Oaks Manor, in an alleged act of late night vandalism. And naturally we have the two humans they own, command, and love, on the 'possible possible suspects list. (Ain't that an interesting start?) Anyway, where was I ... Oh yes! This is the tale as told to me by our secret agent type uncercover person on the scene of the alleged act of vandalism.

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Our story starts with the humans [allegedly] in the back room doing what humans do in the back room when they don't want the cats in the back room with them ... the 'Mom type human', called 'Honey', decided it was time for a break, and went to make some coffee, the 'Dad type human', called 'Dear', said he didn't want coffee, but was not given a say-so in the whole affair. He slunk off into the computer room to sulk and pound the keyboard in frustration.

Suddenly a shriek of ?? angry laughter ?? came echoing down the hall with a tiny, indignant lady attached to it. "Come see what YOUR cats have done to MY kitchen ... and my yarn, my poor yarn ... it's all YOUR fault!"

So the 'Dad' type went to see what was so devastating (he took the camera just in case the Martians had landed ... just in case ya know)

He bounded into the room, saw movement in the next room, and *snap, pop* ... there was the culprit caught in the act ...

"I didn't do it. I just got here before anyone else, honest! "

Yet, there he was, little Rowdy, the baby of The Four Mouskateers of Five Oaks Manor, right in the middle, surveying the devastation, destruction, and crafty [alleged] Kitty decoration.

"NO" gasped the 'Mom type human'. "Not my baby ... he couldn't have done this alleged dastardly deed ... he is such an innocent ... look at his eyes!" (Yeh right!)

"Just look at the poor little innocent darling ... you know he didn't have a thing to do with it" declared the 'Mom' type.

"Yup! What ever you say Dear ... Yes Dear, of course dear" muttered the 'Dad type human', with a barely smothered snicker in his voice, which drew a fierce scowl from the dimunitive lady, who did NOT care for the tone of his reply in the least. [That was her usual line offered him in times like these.]

By this time, big brother kitty, 'Buddy the Teddy Bear type', has appeared from who knows where, takes one look, and asks rather innocently, "Meowrrr?", walks over to the heater, sits down and relaxes, to observe what is to follow.

Of course, as everyone knows, this big powder-puff purr-ball had NOTHING what so ever to do with the whole show ... NOTHING! He being the 'Mom' type's other little Love and all ........

~ This story first published May 1st, 2005 ~

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